Space Coast Area Go Association

I usually send out these notices every week, but lately I bin bizzy: getting my teeth curled, grooming llamas, tattooing the concrete mixer…

You know how life gets in the way sometimes.

So it is with great apologetics for my lapse that I remind you that we actually play Go on Saturdays. Just about every freaking Saturday. At 1:00 pm. In Books-A-Million in Viera in The Avenue, conveniently located close to the I-95/Wickham Rd. interchange so’s folks from just about anywheres can come and play on a real, tactile board where you don’t have to type to communicate with the person with whom you are playing with. Imagine that!

Ennywaze, just thought I’d give everyone a reminder and now you don’t really have an excuse for not showing up. Not that anyone except the “regulars” will be there. But wot the hill, it’s worth a try. Every once in a great, great while someone pops out of the past and surprises us. Which is fine, on accounta we like to be surprised by blasts from the past. So consider having a blast by giving a blast.

See ya Saturday…

Plea senot etha ttherew illb enor ealga methiss aturd aysin ceman yofou rregu larpla yerswi llbeinor lando.

soi fyoup lant oco met oboo ksamil liionbes uretobr ingequip ment.

Buty oure allyough ttoco metoth etourna menti norlan do.

Walla walla bing bang the mokey mocha. If you alley bama your north dirtkoda, you’re sure to cali the mainstream fornia.

And Saturday, at one pm at Books-A-Million, we’re presenting the ultimate oHIo!

Be there…

E ike na lahuikanaka, na ohana, na olelo, a me na kanaka ma kahi e hiki ai auanei keia buke, o makou nei ma ka lokomaikai o ke Akua ka Makua, a me ko kakou Haku o Iesu Kristo, ua ike makou i na papa maluna iho olaila i kakauia’i keia mooolelo, he mooolelo ia o ko Nepai poe, a o ko Lamana poe no hoi, na hoahanau o lakou, a o ko Iareda poe hoi, ka poe i hele mai mai ua halepakui la, mai ka mea i oleloia; a ua ike no hoi makou ua unuhiia ia ma ka haawina a me ka mana o ke Akua, no ka mea, na kona leo i hai mai pela ia makou; nolaila, ua ike maoli makou me ka maopopo, he oiaio ua bike nei.

A ke hoika aku nei no hoi makou, au ike makou i na kaha maluna iho o na papa; a ua hoikeia mai la ia mau mea ia makou ma ka mana o ke Akua, aole ma ko ke kanaka. A ke hai aku nei makou me ka oiaio no, ua iho mai la kekahi anela o ke Akua mai ka lani mai, a ua lawe mai la oia a kau mai la imua o ko makou mau maka, a nana aku la makou a ike i na papa, a me ke kahakaha ana maluna iho olaila; a ua ike makou ma ka lokomaikai o ke Akua ka Makua, a me ko kakou Haku o Iesu Kristo, ko makou ike ana, a me ko makou hoikeana’ku i ka oiaio o keia mau mea; a he mea kupanaha ia i ko makou mau maka, aka hoi, na ka leo o ka Haku makou i kauoha mai e hoike aku no keia mea; nolaila, ke hoike aku nei makou no keia mau mea, i malamaia’i na kauoha a ke Akua.

A ua ike no hoi makou ina e hoomau pono makou iloko o Kristo, e hoomaemae aku makou i ko makou mau aahu i ke koko o na kanaka a pau, a e loaa me ke kina ole imua o ka noho hookolokolo o Kristo, a e noho pu mau loa auanei me ia ma na lani. A no ka Makua, a me Saturday, 1:00 pm, Books-A-Million, Viera ke Keiki, a me ka Uhane Hemolele ka hoonaniia, a o ke Akua hookahi no ia.

Sorry all, but I’m going to miss the next two sessions of Go (which, if you happen to live in a cave, happen every Saturday at 1:00 pm at Books-A-Million in Viera), on accounta I’m finally going to get lei-ed.

Yes, my lovely wife and I are headed to Hawaii(!) for a week. Got the proverbial offer I couldn’t refuse from the parents of youngest dotter’s hubby to spend a week with them in their timeshare in Maui. Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to scratch this item off the ol’ Bucket List, so I won’t be able to make it this Saturday, 17th March, or next, 24th March.

Therefore, if you plan to be there, I would ask that you bring equipment since I won’t be hauling the club’s stuff to the game.

I’m off to go lay in a hammock strung between palm trees on the beach whilst sipping exotic drinks served in coconuts with little umbrellas in them, brought to me by bare-breasted native girls. I’ll miss you all. NOT!

Spasmodic the frenzies!

Starting at 1 pee em, Sattiday, Martsch tenth, at Book-Sah-Millyun in Viera we’re going to flarb the flurbles and wang out the doodles.

If you’re into heavy fritz, you’ll love the sprinkled gramophones and the doo-wah-diddly.

No unattended children permitted unless appropriately demogrified.

The scene as seen from the line of sight at the site:

Enter main character with his mane of curly hair: “What the f**k are you doing with that deer, dear?”

Wife, bare on bear skin rug: “Nothing, darling, I just needed to knead some dough to feed this doe I found wandering about in the library.”

Husband: “Yes, but you have no clothes on and forgot to close the door and our neighbor, weird Burful, is outside with his antique ice picks taking pics of you to sell to occupants of the jail’s prison cell.”

Wife: “Wait! I wanted to lose some weight before he did that.”

Husband: “Too late. Two ex-jailbirds just came by to buy Burful’s whole unholy stock.”

Fade out, fade in to facade of Books-A-Million in Viera. Overlay semi-tranparent pages of day calendar flipping until stop at May 3rd, 2012 containing image of clock with big hand on the 12, little hand on the 1.

Fade to black…

This is it, boys and girls.

Coming to a Books-A-Million near you (Viera), this Saturday (25th February) at 1:00 p.m. is the chance of a lifetime to see something your great, great, great grandchildren will be talking about long after you have become food for the worms.

I would tell you in advance about this remarkable event; however, if I did, I would be forced to KILL YOU TO DEATH on accounta the spooks at the Book of the Month Club have sworn me to secrecy, threatening me with excruciating torture by Barry Manilow should I utter even a solitary word.

The only thing I can really say is that if you come, you will be SHOCKED, AMAZED, ASTOUNDED, and maybe even RANDOMIZED!

Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Pack up the babies, grab the old ladies everyone goes.

The Hendersons will all be there late of Pablo Fanques Fair.

One performance, only, Saturday, February 18, Books-A-Million, Viera, 1:00 p.m.

Wow! Checked the calendar and it’s effing Feb-u-ary areddy! Must make a mental note to look at the damn thing more often. Last time I looked, it was June er sump’n. Gotta keep an eye on these things or they get away from you. Ennywaze…

Just thought I’d happen to mention in passing that despite rumours au contraire, there WILL be a Go game, Saturday, Feb. 4., at 1:00 p.m. in Books-A-Million in Viera. All that gobbledygook you’ve been hearing on the news and the spam emails telling you that a meteor destroyed Earth and all life as we know it has been proven to be a pack of lies and deception intended to induce you to pledge all your worldly worth to the International Institute for the Initiation of Llamas into the Lamasery of Lamentable Lamentations, an organization discovered to have roots branching back to the infamous James Gang.

So, DON’T DO IT, folks! Come to the game instead.